And this is JAM's take on the Shahrukh-soaping-himself-with-Lux ad. It was just begging to be spoofed wasn't it? For the full mazaa though you'll have to buy a copy.
Incidentally, we've made some changes in the magazine - if you happen to notice and have something to say about it, please feel free to do so!
Gauri Khan to SRK: Jaanu, I feel so ridiculed at the parties. All my friends say, not only does Rahul (your name in all of your crappy movies) have a muscle-muscle-everywhere-body like our shirtless boy Salman, but he also doesn't have any knack for generating controversy.
ReplyDeleteSRK: Well baby, haven't you heard that I am a gay and have 'that something' for Karan. And haven't you heard about the scared psyche that single men staying around the hill road area in bandra have? Pachaas pachaas meel duur suburbs mein jab ek single male ko neend nahin aati to uska flatmate us se kehta hai, soja, soja nahin to SRK aa jaayega.
Gauri: No darling, that ain't enough, you gotta do something worse.
[---Cut to the present---]
SRK to Vindy Bagga: Yeh bath, yeh bath mujhe de de Vindi.
Vindi: Nahin.
SRK to Vindi: Yeh bath, yeh bath mujhe de de Vindy.
Vindi: In biliyon (Hema, Sridevi, Juhi and Kareena), ke saamne mat nahana, Shah, Ruk.
[And the rest, as they say is history]
Gauri to her friends: I had to do this, he wasn't the same with me. He had turned gay.